Thursday, December 20, 2007

Kate Moss Filed A Charge Againts Pete Doherty

Super waif Kate Moss would have set its lawyers loose on druggie Pete Doherty with the aim of preventing the release of video images taken during their tempestuous relationship.

The Babyshambles star is currently negotiating with a television network in the United Kingdom to develop a tell-all kinds doco on their doomed romance.

Imagination entitled
Kate Moss and Pete: A Love Story, Doherty could net charges of $ 1 million if the doco looks ahead, a source tells the NY Post.

"The producers are hoping that it will make them use a lot of film and he fired on camcorders
Kate Moss."

But an insider said PageSix.com, "
Kate Moss is furious with Pete. She has been in contact with his lawyers and plans to obtain an injunction to stop production."

Some of these sequences is said to be racy, where
Kate Moss' embargo on tactics.

"Some of it is really sexy Kate things would never have thought to be seen by someone else. It will feel betrayed." A source added.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Karolina Kurkova In Panties




This is the last series of shots from Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova three day photo shoot in St. Barts. I bet that if you removed her panties an angel fly out of her vagina. Of course, I push the angel flight with my laser wang and watch it fall into the ocean. Sometimes, I like to God to send a message that I do not interrupt my winged creatures sexual conquests. As time cock-a dragon blocked me with Jessica Simpson. I chopped off his head with a broken bottle of whiskey and breathed fire his neck. True story.

Jamie Lynn Spears: Britney Spears Sister Is Pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, according to OK! Magazine. The 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears and star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101 inveterate she is having the child of her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Jamie Lynn Spears informed her mother just before Thanksgiving and Britney is just learning the news today from the newspapers. The Associated Press reports:

“Spears is 12 weeks along and originally kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and following doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.”

Nickelodeon free the following statement:

"We respect Jamie Lynn's choice to take duty in this responsive and personal situation. We know this is a very complicated time for her and her family, and our principal concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

Well, at least Jamie Lynn Spears has some first-hand experience in how not to raise a child thanks to big sister Brit. That being said, the first paparazzi shot I see of Jamie at a Starbucks, I’m calling the fucking A-Team.

Jenna Jameson Is Out In The Night


Jenna Jameson is present at the premiere of The Bucket List in L.A. Afterwards she strike up Club Hyde where in some place she signed autographs for fans before heading home. That’s all well and good, but I can’t get over how dazzling her legs are. Her tattoos merge right in with the varicose veins. It’s like something out of a vision where you’re making love to a decaying mummy. But the mummy has lots of makeup and breast implants, so it’s a really idealistic dream that you can tell your girlfriend about over breakfast.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Mandy Moore Has Been Seen With Mathew Perry





Mandy Moore was seen moving closer to Matthew Perry. Both are eleven years apart, but did not, either. Whether these issues ever in Hollywood relationships. Even the most boring. Page Six reports:

"One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."

Could this be more boring? Did you see what I have? Remember when Chandler said that all the time on Friends? Is something more. Oh man, that show cracked me. They were like real people, but with an impossible amount of free time to drink coffee. Hilarant! And speaking of genius casting. They got that way Courtney Cox to play a chick. Ground breaking things. They do not watch to take a chance like that. Except for Reba. They actually used his real name! I still do not believe it.

Katie Price In A Hot Back Less Dress









Katie Price attended the 2007 UK Cosmopolitan Fun, Fearless Female Awards in London last night. Katie Price is quite hot. At least, when the eye does not receive the same way. What is the eye? Who is enabled by this? Hey, I know that I smoke hot, but this check, ooh, yeah, baby had a stroke and can not move the left side of his face. You like that? No, you are crying and punching yourself in the crotch. Why boys still do that? I am just trying to be seductive. Like my 80 year old grandfather taught me.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Kim Kardashian Looking Sexy With Her Boobs and Butt





Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me Chinese Theater during last night. Fortunately for us, she has lent its spacious ass. And that's all that really matters. If someone told me that Kim Kardashian could talk, I asked: "Why? Did his bout fall, and she tries to tell me where to find them? "Because it is virtually the only product that could come from his talk. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I Kim needed to describe what looked like his ass, I think she could do it, too. I totally inspires dreams and women to achieve and whatever.