Thursday, December 20, 2007

2007 Celebrity Best

If I may say, but this year went even faster than before. There are just moments I was pleased to welcome you to a whole new year of stars and scandals before they can say 'custody battle' bang!-Britney's little 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant and 2007 is practically completed.

So, lest we forget too soon… here my tour d'horizon of the year was celebrity.

Biggest Baby Arrival

Well, we can not forget that this is the year that
Angelina Jolie has added yet another child to her and Brad Pitt ever-growing brood. Little Pax Thien joined Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh to the fourth of the Jolie-Pitt young-uns.

And, as Brad has pointed out that recently, these children are not only to travel the globe with Mom and Dad, they are also under the firm impression that all the streets are infested with paparazzi scramble to get the perfect image of them.

And then there was the poor baby in the following category….



Biggest Celeb Death

Anna Nicole Smith of the year, was crazily tragic, and it will not even have to see it. In short, it gave the order of birth, lost her eldest son Daniel of an overdose, and later died herself - triggering a battle for the custody of his newborn child (and possibly very rich) daughter, involving at least four men, one of them Zsa Zsa Gabor's elderly Mari!

Ultimately, his ex Larry Birkhead proved Danielynn Dad. Poor children wondered how it is going to turn?

Biggest Celebrity Encounter with the Law

This has been a very bad year as far as the stars and the law have disappeared. Except for Pete Doherty. He had over herione and other drugs that some dealers, and make it more into a court defense, but he walks the streets a free man.

On the negative side of Pete, he finally managed to lose Kate Moss, despite all they've got married-rumors. But he has quickly replaced with another supdermodel which is now helping to clean up.

Less fortunate were legally Britney Spears and her child custody woes, but I am sure you do not want to hear any more than on the history and current sorry. Of course, she also ran on a group of photographers feet and got into trouble for not having a driver's license.

But his most impressive feat even more famous-tastic that Kiefer Sutherland Christmas and New Year passage in prison, or Nicole Ritchie's "I am pregnant and go to the slammer (but only for, like two hours) ' … thing Yes, actually more impressive than the light sentence Nic got to be condemned, as you know, just the wrong way driving on the highway and be cared for at the time…

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Paris Hilton! And the incredible performance, she made her - what was? As-three seconds into the jail. She cried and freaked. She was released early. She stopped. She has been in the news throughout the world. She came to a woman has changed, ready to save the world… or, like, just give money to charity and things.

It was a cardiac arrest, show how far it has lasted. And it lasted waaaaaay too long.

The Biggest Shift In Rehab

Of course, Amy Winehouse could have gone into legislation misfortunes catergory - especially as his beloved hubby is in jail, charged with assault and attempted bribery then to try to get the charges dropped! Also, it is being questioned by the police as a possible accomplice to that.

But what she has greater credit for in 2007, firmly refusing to even consider rehabilitation, despite his mental illness, drug binging, hotel-trashing of life, which is practically left her looking older than Mick Jagger.

However, it can not hold a candle to the real star of the year, rehabilitation sagas-Lindsay Lohan.

She almost spend more of the year in this crowd of "processing centers", she blew untold tens of thousands of dollars more than she has done on the outside. Moreover, it was rather impressive on obtaining nude photos and videos of it on the net, and of course for topping itself prison with a bunch of reported accidents have any high / drunk and the cocaine use in the car.

Oh, and who was in another car which she grabbed with his friends with him, hunt for the mother of his former deputy in the same city. Impressive work, Linds. What can 2008 hold for you and your ex fraudster doubled a man of God the father? Not to mention that your mother and her new reality show attempt to do too famous siblings…

Biggest Celeb Break-up

Ah, it is sad to nature, to say goodbye to Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston, and they never even had a horrible, irritating acronym as Bennifer. He also cleaning and warm enough to cut our Jen, however.

Then there was Pamela Anderson, who last year married Kid Rock a billion times and then divorced. This year, sh
e married the charming Rick Saloman (former gang sex with Paris Hilton stars) - and now, a few months later, she thought of divorce him. Well, she did file the documents, but it is now apparently having doubts.

Saddest famous division, however, and the biggest and most shocking of the year should be Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe. . Sure they got married very young (probably because she pregnant), but they seem to really love each other and we just thought that they were the work of their problems and to be one of Hollywood's love too rare successes.

It should not be, however. It looks like Ryan cheating with a co-star was the final straw, but the camel was workman in the context of a large number of straw before.

So those and the hideous and lows dizzying heights of 2007. I will take a break for a moment to gather my strength, but I will come back in January, renewed and ready to assume the wild madness that the stars get up.
Fratrie…

Kate Moss Filed A Charge Againts Pete Doherty

Super waif Kate Moss would have set its lawyers loose on druggie Pete Doherty with the aim of preventing the release of video images taken during their tempestuous relationship.

The Babyshambles star is currently negotiating with a television network in the United Kingdom to develop a tell-all kinds doco on their doomed romance.

Imagination entitled
Kate Moss and Pete: A Love Story, Doherty could net charges of $ 1 million if the doco looks ahead, a source tells the NY Post.

"The producers are hoping that it will make them use a lot of film and he fired on camcorders
Kate Moss."

But an insider said PageSix.com, "
Kate Moss is furious with Pete. She has been in contact with his lawyers and plans to obtain an injunction to stop production."

Some of these sequences is said to be racy, where
Kate Moss' embargo on tactics.

"Some of it is really sexy Kate things would never have thought to be seen by someone else. It will feel betrayed." A source added.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Karolina Kurkova In Panties




This is the last series of shots from Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova three day photo shoot in St. Barts. I bet that if you removed her panties an angel fly out of her vagina. Of course, I push the angel flight with my laser wang and watch it fall into the ocean. Sometimes, I like to God to send a message that I do not interrupt my winged creatures sexual conquests. As time cock-a dragon blocked me with Jessica Simpson. I chopped off his head with a broken bottle of whiskey and breathed fire his neck. True story.

Jamie Lynn Spears: Britney Spears Sister Is Pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, according to OK! Magazine. The 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears and star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101 inveterate she is having the child of her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Jamie Lynn Spears informed her mother just before Thanksgiving and Britney is just learning the news today from the newspapers. The Associated Press reports:

“Spears is 12 weeks along and originally kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and following doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.”

Nickelodeon free the following statement:

"We respect Jamie Lynn's choice to take duty in this responsive and personal situation. We know this is a very complicated time for her and her family, and our principal concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

Well, at least Jamie Lynn Spears has some first-hand experience in how not to raise a child thanks to big sister Brit. That being said, the first paparazzi shot I see of Jamie at a Starbucks, I’m calling the fucking A-Team.

Jenna Jameson Is Out In The Night


Jenna Jameson is present at the premiere of The Bucket List in L.A. Afterwards she strike up Club Hyde where in some place she signed autographs for fans before heading home. That’s all well and good, but I can’t get over how dazzling her legs are. Her tattoos merge right in with the varicose veins. It’s like something out of a vision where you’re making love to a decaying mummy. But the mummy has lots of makeup and breast implants, so it’s a really idealistic dream that you can tell your girlfriend about over breakfast.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Mandy Moore Has Been Seen With Mathew Perry





Mandy Moore was seen moving closer to Matthew Perry. Both are eleven years apart, but did not, either. Whether these issues ever in Hollywood relationships. Even the most boring. Page Six reports:

"One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."

Could this be more boring? Did you see what I have? Remember when Chandler said that all the time on Friends? Is something more. Oh man, that show cracked me. They were like real people, but with an impossible amount of free time to drink coffee. Hilarant! And speaking of genius casting. They got that way Courtney Cox to play a chick. Ground breaking things. They do not watch to take a chance like that. Except for Reba. They actually used his real name! I still do not believe it.

Katie Price In A Hot Back Less Dress









Katie Price attended the 2007 UK Cosmopolitan Fun, Fearless Female Awards in London last night. Katie Price is quite hot. At least, when the eye does not receive the same way. What is the eye? Who is enabled by this? Hey, I know that I smoke hot, but this check, ooh, yeah, baby had a stroke and can not move the left side of his face. You like that? No, you are crying and punching yourself in the crotch. Why boys still do that? I am just trying to be seductive. Like my 80 year old grandfather taught me.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Kim Kardashian Looking Sexy With Her Boobs and Butt





Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me Chinese Theater during last night. Fortunately for us, she has lent its spacious ass. And that's all that really matters. If someone told me that Kim Kardashian could talk, I asked: "Why? Did his bout fall, and she tries to tell me where to find them? "Because it is virtually the only product that could come from his talk. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I Kim needed to describe what looked like his ass, I think she could do it, too. I totally inspires dreams and women to achieve and whatever.