Alicia Silverstone's Naked Pose

Alicia Silverstone got completely exposed for the newest ads from PETA. And I’m not sure how being naked and being a vegetarian are related, but it someway just makes logic. The fact, all future ad promotions must follow this example. Advertising a used car dealership? Naked woman. Canned soup? Naked woman. The brilliancy of this idea is that it works for the whole thing. I mean, really, what improved way to promote a new toaster oven than with a naked woman?

Scarlett Johansson Is Sluggish

Scarlett Johansson has been pulling some diva-like moves on the set of her new film “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Us! Magazine reports:

“A source tells Us that on her first day, the star, 22, had a driver shuttle her the 100 yards to the set, while costar Drew Barrymore simply walked the distance.” (Johansson also asked for three assistants to shield her with umbrellas.)

I’ve got a great “Scarlett Is Sluggish” story. You’ll adore this. This one time, she and I were supposed to go out on a date. But Scarlett Johansson sent her cousin instead and made up some justification about Ryan Reynolds or somewhat, I wasn’t paying attention on account of she’s a woman. However, how lazy was that? You can’t get off the sofa so you send your crazy cousins who steal locks of dude’s hair in their sleep. Thanks for the caution. This succulent mane didn’t grow itself overnight. No, wait, yes it did. I forgot I drank that whole bottle of Rogaine – and then moved next to the power plant. Radiation makes me forget things.

Kim Kardashian Is Perfectly Worth In Writing About

Kim Kardashian leaving the Maxim Style Awards, but we all identified the only real reason to ever write down about her is to put up pictures of her butt. And if not she turns into a 500-foot tall lizard and starts attacking Japan, I’m sure it's going to stay that way for the rest of her life. She can cure AIDS, and she'd still be known as that chick whose butt once killed a sumo wrestler. I don't even know what that means, but I'm leaving it up. That's how I roll.