Friday, September 21, 2007

Britney Spears Might Go To Jail And Mislay Children


Singer Britney Spears has been organized by a judge to obtain parenting classes and refrain from alcohol 12 hours by seeing her kids. Being the intellect that she is, Spears’ existed clubbing by nighttime since the ruling. Star Magazine spoke with lawyer John Schweitzer to find an outside opinion on Britney Spears’ situation. Here’s what he had to say:

On ignoring the judge’s orders “By going out like this she is really running the risk of losing custody of her kids. The judge is now going to watch very move she makes. The judge gets the newspaper like everyone else and he will take something like this into consideration until his final ruling is made.”

On the legal consequences Britney could face
“Some of the punishments could include holding her in contempt of court, which could result in a fine, imprisonment or both. Or, the judge gives more visitation rights to the other parent, in this case Kevin, or, he can take the children away if he feels Britney is not focusing on the best interest of the children.”

On what Britney should do to keep her kids “If I were her lawyer I would tell her to lie low, stay in the house and spend time reading to her sons and doing arts and craft projects with them to enforce learning and bonding.”

Is this man grave? He accurately just proposed that
Britney Spears use scissors, glue and possibly popsicle sticks around small children. Does he want her kids to lose an eye? Why stop there? He might as well suggest that Britney obtain them to a gun range.
Even if at least there, eyewitnesses would be there. I also like to consider the employees would present
Britney a candy gun. Not for security reasons. They’re just drained of her getting teeth marks on the real guns. They truly require a snack machine in present.

Jessica Simpson Is On Great Shape At Scene



Singer/actress Jessica Simpson was seen jogging around yesterday on the place of Major Movie Star. Not, similar to, for amusing; Jessica was filming a jogging scene. Although suchlike she's doing it appears to be working. I hear they asked Britney Spears to go jogging around for her latest music video but she just turned around on her belly and asked for more pudding. Then she wheezed, "That's a wrap, guys," and bought a pizza. Co’z nothing rinses down pudding similar to eating a whole pizza. That's a scientific information.