Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Mariah Carey Likes Showing Her Cleavage

Mariah Carey was shopping yesterday at Van Cleef & Arpels on Rodeo Drive. In any case, she attempted on several pieces of jewelry.

Apparently, her breasts are not noticeable enough. Even the guy in the background is trying to resist touching her breast.

He is the greatest fear at the top button of his shirt was Mariah Carey rocket took off at the second break your finger.






Alessandra Ambrosio the Victoria’s Secret model

Alessandra Ambrosio the Victoria’s Secret model had a photo shoot this weekend in South Beach. I would also mention that she's three months of pregnancy. Normally, the sight of a pregnant woman makes me want to change my name, a moustache grow and flee to the Rockies. (If someone asks, my name is Adam F. Thundernads.) But today, I will make an exception and Alessandra ignore my natural, sharply honed reflexes.

Maybe it's because I started to mature as an adult, or perhaps because she wears a bikini. I am not really sure. But I would deposit money into the bikini - and a lot of it.



Saturday, January 26, 2008

Pamela Anderson's Scholarship





Pamela Anderson has a scholarship to $ 28000 Bay Point schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to people:

"I have a weakness for bad guys," she said of the crowded ALL-STAR gala on Saturday evening in South Beach, as the money they promised.

I wish
Pamela Anderson scholarships offered when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college were fantastic, when you are in math or something. Pfft. The math is for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. How touching boobs. Obviously, I do everything wrong, because I fired from my last job for my staff touching of the breast. If I yelled "Surprise!" When I jumped from under her desk? I felt "Honk Honk" was better suited for an office setting.

Nicholas Cage Steals A Puppy?

Actress Kathleen Turner upcoming autobiography "Send Roses Yourself" includes dirt on her Peggy Sue Got Married co-star Nicolas Cage. The film was directed by Nicholas Cage uncle Francis Ford Coppola and apparently the future Ghost Rider is a pain in the donkey on the plateau:

"Everything Francis asked him to do, he went to the show that it was not under the wing of his uncle. Which was ridiculous. Ah, that the voices of his foolish and false teeth! Honestly I cringe to think about it. It has caused so many problems, "wrote Turner." He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once and for stealing a dog. He had met a chihuahua and he liked stuck in his jacket. "

A Chihuahua in the jacket, huh? That's Bush league. Once I smuggled a Great Dane and two Pomeranians in my pants. I leave you to read between the lines on that one… ladies. (Hint: I love puppies!)

Demi Moore Cover Girl For V Magazine



Demi Moore posed for the cover girl of V magazine in Preview Spring 2008. I am confused by these blankets. And not just by photoshopping. I thought this magazine was on the vagina with people. Maybe the editors Half confused with Ashton Kutcher. It happens. He certainly has a V. In fact, I hear it's a W. I do not really know what that means, but I bet that explains why Bruce Willis stops on a lot.

Tara Reid Was Drunk



Tara Reid got drunk in London and flashed venomous-regions while out of a car. Tara Reid was once sober. It was during the first few minutes of his birth. Even if I hear five bottles of whisky fell out of the womb of his mother when they cut the umbilical cord. Years later, a pony keg was also found in her fallopian tube. Unfortunately, he was kicked.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Christina Aguilera Gave Birth


Singer Christina Aguilera gave birth to a boy.

"
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman," said a brief message on its website.

"It's beautiful, healthy baby boy."

The baby was born Saturday night and weighs 6lbs 2 oz.
Christina Aguilera, 27, was "resting and doing well," according to the site.

In a message posted on its website,
Christina Aguilera called Saturday "a very happy and special day" for her and her husband, a music executive.

The couple married in 2005. The four-time Grammy Award winning singer said she learned that she was pregnant while on his recent "Back to Basics" tour.!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt in Mexico










Although it is a documented fact I hate The Hills as a red-headed step-child, there's no way I could pass these photos of Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt in Mexico. I guess I'ma sucker for two people in the throes of love. I am a hopeless romantic. You know, the guy who gets drunk and throw dollar bills at his computer screen, until he realizes that he has gone through a great and Heidi can not really see. Soon as Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Titanic, but more sensitive chick stuff.

Katharine McPhee Has Been Declined By RCA



Katharine McPhee season of American Idol for five years has been dropped by RCA. A representative of the label confirmed the news today. Coincidentally, the season five winner Taylor Hicks has also dropped from its label, two days ago, according to our Magazine:

"I think the industry has seen that, unless these artists can emerge strong enough original material, they did not really a lot of traction, once we do not see them on television, week after week, sing songs, we already know and love, "Rollingstone. Com editor Caryn Ganz tells Usmagazine.com. "

Wow, this story proves a theory that I have been kicking around for some time, I could really care less about American Idol. Seriously, I wish sometimes a plane crash in the stadium during their filming the show. Or better yet, a private jet carrying Nickelback, Hinder and say Chris Daughtry is the driver. Also, during the nose dive, part of the fuselage breaks and landed on the face of John Mayer. Let us hope that God reads this position, and realizes that he has forgotten me a Christmas present.