Saturday, January 26, 2008

Pamela Anderson's Scholarship





Pamela Anderson has a scholarship to $ 28000 Bay Point schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to people:

"I have a weakness for bad guys," she said of the crowded ALL-STAR gala on Saturday evening in South Beach, as the money they promised.

I wish
Pamela Anderson scholarships offered when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college were fantastic, when you are in math or something. Pfft. The math is for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. How touching boobs. Obviously, I do everything wrong, because I fired from my last job for my staff touching of the breast. If I yelled "Surprise!" When I jumped from under her desk? I felt "Honk Honk" was better suited for an office setting.

Nicholas Cage Steals A Puppy?

Actress Kathleen Turner upcoming autobiography "Send Roses Yourself" includes dirt on her Peggy Sue Got Married co-star Nicolas Cage. The film was directed by Nicholas Cage uncle Francis Ford Coppola and apparently the future Ghost Rider is a pain in the donkey on the plateau:

"Everything Francis asked him to do, he went to the show that it was not under the wing of his uncle. Which was ridiculous. Ah, that the voices of his foolish and false teeth! Honestly I cringe to think about it. It has caused so many problems, "wrote Turner." He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once and for stealing a dog. He had met a chihuahua and he liked stuck in his jacket. "

A Chihuahua in the jacket, huh? That's Bush league. Once I smuggled a Great Dane and two Pomeranians in my pants. I leave you to read between the lines on that one… ladies. (Hint: I love puppies!)

Demi Moore Cover Girl For V Magazine



Demi Moore posed for the cover girl of V magazine in Preview Spring 2008. I am confused by these blankets. And not just by photoshopping. I thought this magazine was on the vagina with people. Maybe the editors Half confused with Ashton Kutcher. It happens. He certainly has a V. In fact, I hear it's a W. I do not really know what that means, but I bet that explains why Bruce Willis stops on a lot.

Tara Reid Was Drunk



Tara Reid got drunk in London and flashed venomous-regions while out of a car. Tara Reid was once sober. It was during the first few minutes of his birth. Even if I hear five bottles of whisky fell out of the womb of his mother when they cut the umbilical cord. Years later, a pony keg was also found in her fallopian tube. Unfortunately, he was kicked.