Friday, October 26, 2007

Kim Kardashian Looking Sexy With Her Boobs and Butt





Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me Chinese Theater during last night. Fortunately for us, she has lent its spacious ass. And that's all that really matters. If someone told me that Kim Kardashian could talk, I asked: "Why? Did his bout fall, and she tries to tell me where to find them? "Because it is virtually the only product that could come from his talk. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I Kim needed to describe what looked like his ass, I think she could do it, too. I totally inspires dreams and women to achieve and whatever.

Heidi Montag In A Bikini







On Monday's episode of The Hills-wait, hold, I have to drink a Mason jar full of whiskey before continuing, good, better Lauren Conrad decides to bring its new model Gavin Beasley to his ex Brody Jenner 'Place d'un BBQ. This may be difficult for some of you to read, but the whole thing is scripted. Thus, not real. Thus, the show is false. I will leave this shocking shocking news sink in. In the meantime, Gavin spoke to VH1's Best Week Ever yesterday about his experience on The Hills:

On being set up with Lauren:
“Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she get off, stuff like that.”

On meeting Lauren’s ex Brody:
“Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, ‘the audience would get a kick out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.’ So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like, ‘Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.’”

On his “date” with Lauren:
“I honestly had a really hard time talking to her - she’s kind of a conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation is kept firmly on the surface…. In fact, the most interesting thing I got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her trainer told her she can’t.”

Does this mean that when Heidi and Lauren are talking on their cell phones and sipping iced lattes, they’re not really talking on their cell phones and sipping lattes? No, don’t tell me. I couldn’t bear the truth. I want to keep my memories the way they are. Pure like the driven snow. Ah, I can see Lauren now, babbling away about something or another, latte pressed to her lips. You’ll always be that way to me, Lauren Conrad. Always…


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Latest Pictures of Halle Berry Cleavage






Halle Berry attended the London premiere of his new movie entitled "Things We Lost in the Fire", last night and she brought out the big guns. Of course, it is in hot water some of his anti-Semitic jokes on Leno last week, but I think Halle Berry made a generous offer of peace.

Danielle Lloyd in Launching of a New Web Ski Republic





French lingerie Danielle Lloyd braved the cold to launch a new Web ski Republic the other day in London. Celui qui mérite d'être imaginé cette campagne, le prix Nobel à deux reprises. Now, that having been said, I catch a lot of flack for displaying photos bleached blondes with false breasts, but, honestly, how did you sell ski equipment? If you have a better idea of a chicken in a bath on the roof of a tank, I hear.