Paris Hilton Is Ready To Having A Kids

Paris Hilton indicated the U.K. edition of Elle magazine that she’s which it is ready to have of the children. I will leave this sink inside during a minute. To approve, for those of you who simply did not jump the window after having looked at the decline of civilization in the face, here of the thoughts of Paris Hilton on his new glance the life, as brought back by E! On line.

On what people think about her
“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I'm not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they've made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I'm such a good person and I'm treated like that by some people, I just don't get it.”

On how she's prepping for pregnancy
“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready.”

On the potential sperm-donor
“I used to care about looks, but I've grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don't know, I like a guy who can make me laugh.”

Game over. It’s been a good run. I’ll see you all in a few years when we’re living in caves, battling each other with rocks for food. Somebody freeze Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. We’ll need their incessant lust for procreation to repopulate the planet. What a great start to my day. I start trolling the net for gossip and end up finding out the apocalypse is waiting to burst out of Paris Hilton’s uterus. You could tell me that air causes cancer, and I’d be like, that's nothing; Paris Hilton wants to have kids.

Gwen Stefani Looks Like A Mannequin

One day, Gwen Stefani resembles a goddess of bikini, and then the next one it looks at a mannequin, who came to the life and probably, escaped prison. Ah, I obtain it. It is a lure.

Thus I do not attack it yet with my boner. I want to say the attack allegedly. I think when a jury of my pars, which they will note that I had the best interests of Gwen Stefani to the spirit, judges me. Particularly once they are presented with exposed object A, my book, “I Make Love 1.000 times better than Gavin Rossdale.”

Yes it is an illustrated autobiography, which I wrote during the summer. I do not like to speak about him too much. I guess you could say that I am the modest type.

Elle Macpherson Showed Up At 2007 GQ Men of the Year Awards

Elle Macpherson showed up the 2007 GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Royal Opera House in London last night. And I do not know if it started to eat the infant’s newborn babies or what, but it seems incredible for 43 years. As really incredible, those could as well be images of the monster of Ness Log, or Lindsay Lohan making calculation.