Thursday, September 20, 2007

Scarlett Johansson Is Sluggish




Scarlett Johansson has been pulling some diva-like moves on the set of her new film “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Us! Magazine reports:

“A source tells Us that on her first day, the star, 22, had a driver shuttle her the 100 yards to the set, while costar Drew Barrymore simply walked the distance.” (Johansson also asked for three assistants to shield her with umbrellas.)

I’ve got a great “Scarlett Is Sluggish” story. You’ll adore this. This one time, she and I were supposed to go out on a date. But Scarlett Johansson sent her cousin instead and made up some justification about Ryan Reynolds or somewhat, I wasn’t paying attention on account of she’s a woman. However, how lazy was that? You can’t get off the sofa so you send your crazy cousins who steal locks of dude’s hair in their sleep. Thanks for the caution. This succulent mane didn’t grow itself overnight. No, wait, yes it did. I forgot I drank that whole bottle of Rogaine – and then moved next to the power plant. Radiation makes me forget things.

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